Still no AIR CONDITIONING

I know our ancestors walked 5 miles to school in the snow, didn't have anything remotely related to a computer or anything but honestly how the HELL DID THEY LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING!!!!!! The idiots at our warranty company ordered the wrong part on Monday so we have been without air conditioning for officially 10 days....I have probably lost 10 lbs in sweat...YIPPEE!!! Anyways, he is SUPPOSED to come today to fix the compressor, meanwhile Ella Ray and I have devised a great plan of standing in front of the freezer with the fan and blowing the ice cold air on us for like 2 min at a time, just long enough for us to catch a breeze and my chicken not to thaw!!!! haha!!!