UGGGHHH The Stomach BUG

So I was just bragging to my girlfriend the other day that Ella Ray has never really been sick...i mean we had the "mouth,feet,hand" virus but that's all and she was 20 month...nanny nanny boo boo....well God really handed it to me in spades this weekend. First off Friday morning I woke up in a puddle of sweat in my bed...that's right every southerners nightmare had come true...the air conditioning has gone out in the middle of summer!!!!!! So with that, I took at steam bath in my shower only to get out and start sweating all over again. Looked at the thermostat and it read 91 degrees....what????? So thankfully I realized we had the 2-10 Home Warranty that covers all this kind of catastrophe and smiled thinking "by 4:00 Oprah show I'll be cooled down on my comfy couch".....NO SUCH LUCK...I mean you pay $400.00 + dollars for a warranty and they can't get someone out here till MONDAY? Are you kidding me? that's 3 days of scorching heat!!! So Buck gets home around 6:00 and everyone knows he is thermally challenged anyways, I mean the man sweats in 60 degree weather. Well he walks in the door and you would have thought he was Frosty the Snowman melting rapidly!!! So our whole weekend of cooking out on the grill, relaxing at home all went to hell in a hand basket. Buck decides lets just go grab some dinner when I realize Ella Ray isn't looking so hot....she has been warm all day and I threw it up to the NO AIR CONDITIONING in our house....I pass it off and we go to Chili's for dinner....Ella Ray doesn't eat....SIGN # 1 she is sick...I mean my kid EATS....so I think maybe she just is so hot from the NO AIR CONDITIONING that it has zapped her appetite.....NO SUCH LUCK...that night we slept downstairs where it was cooler and she tossed and turned all night and got warmer and warmer. Around 5:00 a.m. she woke up and I yelled at Buck (who conveniently got to sleep all alone on the comfy couch) to come and get her and go get her some milk.....he only got to the top of the stairs before I heard "OH MY GOD SHE JUST PUKED ALL OVER ME"....well I have to admit at first I did laugh to myself saying "haha God got you back for making me sleep with her last night"...I get upstairs and my poor little baby is like a rag doll shaking and so scared. Immediately of course Buck wanted to call 911, the National Guard and the Pope himself as this was a true Emergency to him. I convinced him let's just call the doctor and find out what's wrong...knowing it was probably my cooking that made her sick since I'm such a horrible chef! Anyways, to make a long story short, she had a virus, that lasted ALL WEEKEND!!!! I never knew how many cool contraptions you can buy on infomercials during the hours of 1 a.m. - 4 a.m. I really have to get that total gym that will work me to looking like Cindy Crawford, along with the power juicer to boost my metabolism and if all else fails I'll buy the whoody hoo boob pusher upper band that makes my boobs look fantastic! What a weekend!!!